boing boing - "towering inferno"

citizens for legitimate government - "obama picks kagan, backer of indefinite detention without trial, for high court"

ktnv 13 action news - " 'space alien' tries to take over flight; bizarre behavior continues in court "

fox news - "russian governor claims he was abducted by aliens"

wired - "video: inside new york’s spycam hq"

manchester evening news - "a million library books to be sent down the mines"

human events - "god save the us and our courts"

cnn ireport - "13 year old boy has time machine plan that works"

true crime report - "lynn geter forces son to kill hamster with hammer over bad grades"

kgw - "poll: oregon tax measures could pass"

mother nature network - "turkey wants santa claus' bones returned"

SORRY, FOLKS. JUST REMOVED MY ADS. FUCK BLOOMBERG.

seeking alpha - "falling dollar: finally front-page news"

care2 - "multiple arrests can't stop reverend billy from running"

mish's global economic trend analysis - "75% favor auditing the fed; fed job approval rating lower than irs"

jezebel - "anonymous internet commenters respond to lousy lindsey graham"

raw story - "scientists claim ‘fountain of youth’ is on easter island"

watching our water ways - "colorado relaxes water rights law to allow rain barrels"

the mercury - "tassie wallabies hopping high"

the irrawaddy - "20 die as ancient pagoda mysteriously collapses"

chron.com - "liberty co., faa to discuss report of object near plane"

op ed news - "cia watchdog report says detainees died during interrogations"

the brooklyn paper - "good buy! the brooklyn paper joins news corp."

op ed news - "rove & miers agree to testify not under oath but under penalty of perjury"

the notion - "bloomberg: wrong mayor, wrong city, wrong time"

clusterfuck nation by jim kunstler - "does mr. o know?"

the brad blog - "all of microsoft for a buck"

ny post - "hasid lust cause"

act 2: from the wilderness' peak oil blog - "thursday, september 11, 2008"

threat level from wired.com - "farmers see 'mark of the beast' in rfid livestock tags"

abc news - "most companies in us avoid federal income taxes"

disinformation - "woah. neo's passport in 'the matrix' expired on 9/11/2001"

timesonline - "russia’s new nuclear challenge to europe"

gothamist - "police unhappy with pandamonium in williamsburg"

gawker - "dead monster washes ashore in montauk"

falls church news-press - " the peak oil crisis: the blackouts spread"

rock star diary - "shooting in williamsburg 7/12/08"

oregonlive - "part one: america is falling apart"

wired - "website lets you send a post-rapture e-mail to friends 'left behind'"

new scientist space blog - "did god create little green men?"

fashionologie - "not by the hair"

jezebel - "cats: fat cat"

opednews - "randi rhodes gone from air america"

passive aggressive notes - "really, it’s the canadian thing to do"

brooklynvegan - "union square nyc pillow fight pictures (march 22, 2008)"

businessweek - "why exxon won't produce more"

the huffington post - "bush gutting the endangered species act"

oil change - "iraq = 25 million new cars, and counting"

youtube - "re: sustainable youtube calling! submit your clip"

quad-city times - "truckers ‘going broke’ and threatening to strike"