boing boing - "towering inferno"

citizens for legitimate government - "obama picks kagan, backer of indefinite detention without trial, for high court"

ktnv 13 action news - " 'space alien' tries to take over flight; bizarre behavior continues in court "

fox news - "russian governor claims he was abducted by aliens"

wired - "video: inside new york’s spycam hq"

manchester evening news - "a million library books to be sent down the mines"

human events - "god save the us and our courts"

cnn ireport - "13 year old boy has time machine plan that works"

true crime report - "lynn geter forces son to kill hamster with hammer over bad grades"

kgw - "poll: oregon tax measures could pass"

mother nature network - "turkey wants santa claus' bones returned"

SORRY, FOLKS. JUST REMOVED MY ADS. FUCK BLOOMBERG.

seeking alpha - "falling dollar: finally front-page news"

care2 - "multiple arrests can't stop reverend billy from running"

mish's global economic trend analysis - "75% favor auditing the fed; fed job approval rating lower than irs"

jezebel - "anonymous internet commenters respond to lousy lindsey graham"

raw story - "scientists claim ‘fountain of youth’ is on easter island"

watching our water ways - "colorado relaxes water rights law to allow rain barrels"

the mercury - "tassie wallabies hopping high"

the irrawaddy - "20 die as ancient pagoda mysteriously collapses"